HT2004ConspiracyTheory

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Conspiracy Theory

Location: Wide spot in trail (J)

Purpose

These continue to maintain the plot. No plot progress, the group should begin to relax, maybe have some fun.

Desription

Need a couple of stations to keep the guides from suffering too much and to expand on the "Alien Stalker" sub-theme. The group is being followed/stalked. Trying to build up a sense of paranoia.

Tinfoil-hat type conspiracy theory person. Real nutcase. Entertain them with various theories:

• Aliens have invaded earth and are surgically altering their bodies to blend in and infiltrate our planet
• The aliens are weak but devious and want this planet for themselves. Masters of bio-engineering.
• They are from the planet Kolob.
• The President and Queen are both actually lizard aliens disguised, as are most of the Gang of 12 world leaders
• Of course, the lizard aliens and these aliens are different and not friendly
• They want our planet because it is special, the true center of the universe
• The planet is hollow with an interior sun, which is why the density is right, and the interious surface is populated by godlike beings
• These gods are the source of all god-myths, but they have lost interest in us
• Though we should try to call on them, because the elder ones beneath the oceans are beginning to wake up from all the noise and pollution in the seas
• The jews know all of this, they were the favored of these gods of course. But they have turned trator and are working with the aliens now.
• This is why all of the banks and jewelry industries, the money powerhouses, are run by the jewish state.
• They killed JFK, you know, because he wasn't under their control and was getting too close to the truth.
• They even whipped up the Nazi holocaust story to create sympathy for their cause
• I know too much, though. The CIA is trying to follow me and control me. They beam thoughts into my head, they try to control me.
• The CIA and aliens must be working together on this. I was abducted once. I found an implant, then, but had it removed by a secret doctor.
• Once they had completed those trial experiments, they are now moving to put RFID tags on everything, and eventually inside everyone, so everyone can be tracked!
• Then, with the takeover complete, we become cattle. They will feed us only on genetically engineered grains, designed to keep us docile, with growht hormones to keep us large.
• Pesticides are in fact chemicals designed to limit our ability to think clearly, to make it easier to infiltrate us.
• While the CIA are actually satan worshipers, it is the aliens in disguise that are guiding them... in disguise as the devil himself!
• If you ever meet an alien, remember that they can't stand water. Or red fish. Do you have a squirt bottle?
• ... and so on

The theories have to be so extreme, so whacko, that the group will never believe him. However, parts of them also get to be right... not much, but enough to make sense only after the fact.

Noises in the bushes, made by the tech. Maybe the tech has a glowstick or light of some sort to tease the group with. Serious paranoia moments. At the end, rush the guests off because "they are near, they are coming to get me!". Trigger alien scent?

Actors

• (1) Crazy person (ask David Marsh)
• (1) tech or flunky

Station

• Umbrella to keep the rain off
• Wooden box or chair to sit on

Effects

• Tinfoil Hat
• Alien scent?